If your grandmother were here she would say, “no good deed goes unpunished”, because Lindsay Lohan was all over town last week, desperate to borrow a fancy dress for the amFAR gala, and was only successful when Charlie Sheen... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan would be lucky to get an energy drink promotion where they didn’t charge her for the cans she opened, but instead she wants half a million dollars to go to Dubai and promote Mr. Pink. This is... READ MORE

A regimen of cocaine, cigarettes, no sleep and random semen is pretty much the exact opposite of the fountain of youth, as you can tell because Lindsay Lohan is 26 (younger, for example, than Olivia Wilde, 28, Natalie Portman,... READ MORE

ANGELINA JOLIE – might be pregnant again, meaning she and Brad Pitt will soon have their seventh child. To be honest I’m not even sure if that’s what the story said, it just seems like something they would do.... READ MORE

As you may have heard by now, Lindsay Lohan is an immature and selfish cunt who still deludes herself into thinking she’s a respected actress. The NY Times said her attitude got even worse on the set of ‘the... READ MORE

If you’re wondering how Lindsay Lohan is paying for her month long trip to London, or really how she has any money at all at this point, the answer is that she’s a professional escort now, although the word... READ MORE

The truly astonishing thing about Lindsay Lohan is that she keeps getting dumber as the years go by. No matter what bad decision she made last time, she’ll fuck up in an even more amazing way next time. Case... READ MORE

We’re finally done with the server migration stuff, meaning that, after a very long time, the site will actually be back at full speed on Monday. I know the site has kinda sucked lately, a lot of that is... READ MORE

Driven to a life of crime after suffering the hardships of fortune and success, Lindsay Lohan stole a bracelet that Elizabeth Taylor gave to a nurse that cared for her for many years, and who then made the mistake... READ MORE

Yesterday, the Daily News had an interview with Dina Lohan where she mentioned some pictures of her with a black eye that she (allegedly) got after Michael Lohan gave her a few Irish kisses when Lindsay was a baby.... READ MORE