A lot of people are calling Lindsay Lohan‘s guest hosting stint on Chelsea Lately last night things like “hilarious” and “brave” because those people apparently don’t own a dictionary, but the embattled 27-year old who looks at least 35... READ MORE

Once people figured that The Canyons was not going to be some remarkable Paul Schrader comeback film, but just a pile of directorial off-smelling spunk, all anybody cared about was whether or not Lindsay Lohan was going to show... READ MORE

Rehab was very good to Lindsay Lohan and her breasts, swollen with pride at surviving three months of hanging out at the beach and smoking cigarettes and owning her addictions. Statistically speaking, there’s only a hundred percent chance that... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan‘s “people” were claiming as recently as last week that as soon as she gets out of this latest rehab stint, she wants to move somewhere off the grid and focus on remaining sober and keeping out of... READ MORE

The Canyons is being promoted as an ‘erotic thriller’, which means it’s going to suck even worse than anyone could have imagined. The movie starring Lindsay Lohan and the dude who backdoored the Teen Mom, is finally premiering in... READ MORE

While everybody with a real degree in some science is urging Lindsay Lohan to continue residing in a sober inpatient facility after her 90-day court order ends at the end of July, Lindsay has instead chosen her mom’s house.... READ MORE

It’d be easy to feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan who spent her birthday in Malibu rehab. The smokes canteen still closes at 10pm, birthday or not.  Lindsay is left only to play Pictionary with her rehab buddies stone cold... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan now realizes that the only way to save herself from her addictions is to disappear. Hide from the media, parties, her drug toting friends in Los Angeles and New York. When she gets out of rehab, she’s... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan has apparently been doing great in her latest rehab stint at the Betty Ford Clinic, because we’ve barely heard anything about her, so it must mean that the quacks are exorcising her demons. Fortunately, TMZ reached out... READ MORE

The criminal justice system does not take lightly the sins of Lindsay Lohan. Whether it be four hours in the slammer or 90 day sentences to rehab centers overlooking the Pacific ocean, Lady Justice keeps whacking her a solid... READ MORE