Back in September, InTouch magazine introduced us to Ashley Horn, Lindsay Lohan‘s half-sister, because after finding out that Michael Lohan is her real father, she decided to get some plastic surgery to make her look like Lindsay “when she... READ MORE

The Foxwood Casino paid Lindsay Lohan $50K to show up to their Halloween party, walk the red carpet, and judge their costume party along with Floyd Mayweather. It seems like an odd pairing until you think about boxers and... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan and her mom made quite the scene pedaling around Manhattan like a regular old family. The Lohans figured out many advantages to bicycling. There’s no law against drinking and biking, when you fall asleep at the wheel,... READ MORE

No, I’m not making this shit up. The chick who just found out a couple years ago that Michael Lohan was her bastard father because her mom took his roid sperm during an affair in 1995, has now decided... READ MORE

If anybody deserves some TLC, it’s Dina Lohan. Between the arrests and the begging and the narcotics and the sick desire to look like her offspring, mom gets a little tired of sacrificing so much for others. She needs... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan didn’t leave rehab with just the Freshman Fifteen packed on, she got herself a Sober Coach who tracks her every move. Lindsay’s also got Oprah now as her spiritual guide, like a fat Jiminy Cricket on her... READ MORE

Just when you thought Michael Lohan couldn’t be more of a Sir Walter Raleigh figure, he goes and takes the blame for Lindsay turning from a teen party girl into a 20-something fall down drunk and drug addict. “It... READ MORE

It took me a while to watch the Lindsay Lohan interview with Fat Oprah. I had a few other things on my DVR in higher priority. All six seasons of Mad Men that I’ve told people I watched but... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan‘s interview with Oprah Winfrey finally aired last night on OWN, and this is just a wild guess, but I assume that the $2 million she was paid for it has already been blown. That’s because Lindsay finally... READ MORE

Coming off the high of successfully hiding much of her rehab fat on Chelsea Lately last night, Lindsay Lohan was out in New York City, looking like ninety-four days of sobriety fake happy. Lindsay was scheduled to head off... READ MORE