We teach children not to feed wild animals because they can become dependent on humans as a food source and it fucks up the whole circle of life. Consider Lindsay Lohan a rabid, tired-looking raccoon and the London police... READ MORE

Still clearly devastated over the “theft” of her laptop that contained a bunch of naked pictures of her that we’ll probably see in the next week or so, Lindsay Lohan spent the weekend in London, and even hit the... READ MORE

Clearly still devastated over her “stolen” laptop with all of the naked pictures that she doesn’t want anyone to see, Lindsay Lohan stopped in London after leaving China, and she grabbed some dinner last night at Chakana with a... READ MORE

It seems that the thieves that stole Lindsay Lohan’s computer want money for its safe return. We told you about Lindsay getting her laptop stolen while on a visit to China. Apparently there are naked pics of the fire... READ MORE

In a since-deleted Tweet, Lindsay Lohan claims that her laptop was stolen while she was at the airport in China, where she was recently honored with a fashion award by some people who really needed any celebrity in the... READ MORE

Now that Lindsay Lohan has drummed up some terrible publicity for herself after she was accused by Barron Hilton of telling Ray LeMoine to beat the shit out of him at a party, it’s time for her to do... READ MORE

There’s no way to lose in a story where either a Hilton or a Lohan is a lying sack of shit. It’s the classic win-win. Paris Hilton’s little brother, Baron Von Douchery, got his ass beat up at Lindsay... READ MORE

While she isn’t doing much of anything that qualifies as actual work – unless you count trying to sue Nintendo because she thinks Bowser was based on her – Lindsay Lohan is really stepping her “sexy” selfie game on... READ MORE

No matter how long she tried to play the clean and sober role or pretend like she just wanted to focus on a normal, mature adult life, it was only a matter of time before the crazy Lindsay Lohan... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan has seemingly been behaving herself ever since her latest stint in rehab, so naturally nobody has given a crap about what she’s doing. That might be why she posted this selfie to her Instagram account last night,... READ MORE