Lindsay Lohan is braless in London hoping to join the list of American actors who’ve tried out a West End theater tour. But those funny sounding phones haven’t been ringing for her dramatic services, so Lindsay decided to jump start... READ MORE

There’s the drunk one with the sex list and the anorexic one, but who remembers poor Michael Jr.? Not only does he suffer from the genetic deficits borne into the Lohan family, he has to carry the namesake of... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan may smell of dumb, but guess who swung the ‘I missed all my court deadlines because I had a miscarriage’ excuse in court without so much as a doctor’s note? That’s right, the freckle faced girl from... READ MORE

I’m no freaky NBA franchise owner, but if Lindsay Lohan were my kept woman I’d put my foot down on the topless Instagrams with random black dudes. She can bone them, but for social media and Passover Seders, I’d... READ MORE

Not many addicts have the power to test themselves so severely like Lindsay Lohan. What is sacrifice if it’s never put to the test. Like hitting the exact same late night clubs where you used to get high and... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan would prefer that people not sue her and force her to pay $5 million over things that happened when she was “old” Lindsay Lohan. That’s how much she owes clothing line 6126 for either failing to uphold... READ MORE

Unless I eyeball Lindsay showing off her tits in public once a week, I just assume she’s dead. It’s like Fidel Castro. They need to swing his crusty beard out every few months or people will start looting the... READ MORE

The three people watching Lindsay Lohan’s Fat Orpah Network reality show collectively gasped in their minimum security prison cafeteria as Lindsay finished up the first and last season of her reality show by telling the camera she had a... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan‘s “docu-series” comes to an end on Sunday with a big two-part series finale, so if you haven’t been watching up to this point, you’re just like the majority of people in America. Apparently the series conclusion has... READ MORE

Because Lindsay Lohan is such a troubled soul “recovering” from her addictions to drugs and alcohol or whatever, Bravo’s Andy Cohen has vowed that when he has her as a guest on Watch What Happens Live tomorrow night, he... READ MORE