I think Lily Allen is cool, because she seems like a troublemaker and she has super upbeat songs that sound all cheery until you realize they're about old ladies getting beaten up.  And now she's lost a bunch of... READ MORE

Alternate caption: British people dress stupid.  Tri-nipular singer Lily Allen, who already holds a special place in my heart for being able to pronounce the word "twat" in such a way that it rhymes with "cat", further endeared herself... READ MORE

Lily Allen is vacationing this week in Koh Samui, which is Thailands third largest island, and either I got rebuilt by the government with x-ray vision during my nap or she went swimming topless.  I hope it's the first... READ MORE

Lily Allen is pretty much the coolest chick in the world, and she doesn't seem to mind pulling her shirt down when the topic of conversation turns to nipples.  Just like your mom, like that time when she licked... READ MORE

Lily Allen is my new hero, and this is her new video, which is good timing because I overslept and need to post something so it looks like I’m working.  She looks freakin adorable here.  But still kinda 12. ... READ MORE

If you don't know Lily Allen yet, your life isn't as happy as it could be.  Not only does she make the happiest music you'll ever hear about having her ex boyfriend beaten up and little old ladies maybe... READ MORE