Most chicks are too uppity to dye their hair orange or pink or blood red, which sucks because that shit is hot.  My point being, today just went to hell because it seems Lily Allen has dyed her back... READ MORE

The myspace fight between Lily Allen and Perez Hilton went into round 2 yesterday, when Lily updated to answer some of Hiltons accusations.  The highlights are this: Hilton said Lily was pissed at her record label, Capitol, because they’re... READ MORE

Lily Allen writes on her myspace today about Perez Hilton, which is maybe the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen.  Bloggers are fucking idiots.  Trust me.  Who gives a shit what we write.  Yesterday he said this:  Lily used... READ MORE

Finally some decent pictures of Lilly Allen drunk as hell last night, getting carried home by security after the Glamour Magazine Woman of the Year awards.  Hopefully these security guys are all gay.  Carrying home a passed out drunk... READ MORE

I love Lily Allen because she’s always starting fights and getting drunk and she does anal, and last night she showed off her new pink hair (which is fuckin sexy.  more chicks should get pink or orange or blood... READ MORE

Lily Allen’s drunken naked antics have won her a special place in my heart, but apparently the same cant be said for millionaire F1 owner Flavio Briatore.  The Sun says… LILY ALLEN is making an almighty splash in Cannes.... READ MORE

The Cannes Film Festival begins this week, and Lily Allen is there for some reason that I neither know nor care about because she went swimming topless.  For some reason I think this chick is awesome even though she’s... READ MORE

The Sun UK reports today that Lily Allen, pregnant since around mid November, has lost her baby.  Not literally, of course.  She had a miscarriage. Singer Lily, 22, and boyfriend Ed Simons, 37, were last night being comforted by... READ MORE

I knew I liked Lily Allen. Lilly Allen has admitted she has anal sex with her boyfriend Ed Simons.The pop star made the shocking revelation to her father after he questioned whether she had slept with the 37-year-old.Lily, the... READ MORE

Aww what the hell.  Now the Sun UK says that Lily Allen (who I like but will deny it later then call you a dick if you bring it up) is pregnant as well.  Lily is 22, her boyfriend,... READ MORE