May 28, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
It’s hard to imagine a more self-evidently pointless task than asking a group of successful women in Hollywood how Hollywood denies success to women. But it’s now the daily sport of magazines and trade papers who have editors demanding...
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May 26, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Lena Dunham posted a photo of herself in lingerie because she’s super body positive. Also, because she’s being paid by a lingerie company. It’s long been Dunham’s dream to make one million men taste the remnants of the grilled cheese sandwich...
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May 14, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
After posting photos of her muffin top oozing out of her leggings and repeated photos of her dog eating beef pho, Lena Dunham decided on an insurance policy and put up a photo of her Girls co-star Jemima Kirke in her...
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May 13, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Lena Dunham posted a grotesque muffin top photo which is most likely designed to empower women by giving them the ability to kill men’s boners until the seas rise another three centimeters from global warming and swallow us whole. Dunham...
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April 23, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Lena Dunham is in the news again for writing a column in Seventeen Magazine where she tells girls to be different and not care what the haters think. She could’ve just copied and pasted the Tweets of every single...
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April 13, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Self-described comedienne Lena Dunham Instagramed a picture of herself in tights and a sports bra to combat mental illness. It didn’t work. Seeing her half naked makes me deeply depressed. See the horror…the horror. (Huffington Post) Peyton List wears...
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March 30, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Lena Dunham is being accused of anti-Semitism after she wrote a flatly lame piece in the New Yorker entitled “Dog or Jewish Boyfriend? A Quiz” The main gag which repeats itself over and over compares traits Jewish dudes supposedly have in common...
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March 9, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Lena Dunham has sworn she wouldn’t marry her boyfriend Jack Antonoff until gay people can get married. Now that that has come to pass she’s up against Antonoff swearing he’d never marry ugly. Classic romantic impasse. Lena Dunham holds the...
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January 14, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Maybe we are the Great Satan. How else do you explain this shit? I’d go boom in a Belgian Sbarro outlet to make this go away. I’m offended on behalf of all the gods, including Vishtag, the Aramaic god...
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January 13, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Girls is back. It’s like the swallows returning to Capistrano, if swallows were enormous fucking flightless birds who believed everybody wants to see their sweaty naked balloon parts wrapped around some dude. I bet God didn’t make swallows like...
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