April 4, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Lena Dunham announced via her Lenny Letter whose mailing list will someday be used to identify those marked for Swedish deportation, that she is endometriosis free. If you've been following her clearly documented doctor's visits, hospitalizations, and hot water... READ MORE
March 17, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Lena Dunham has been working out under the discreet care of Tracy Anderson, fitness guru to the world's most pretentious celebrity clientele. The Bosc pear shaped Dunham expressly noted she was not working out to lose weight.
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March 3, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Lena Dunham channeled Rihanna by creating an ornate tattoo under her breasts and sharing the powerful image with the world. While Rihanna has sold 60 million albums, won eight Grammy awards, become an international fashion icon, and fucked Matt... READ MORE
February 17, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Because the Internet has everything, there exists a fan board somewhere for Lena Dunham fully exposed. No, not her uproarious but telling feminist social writings. Rather, her half sucked Tootsie Pop human form bereft of any clothing.
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February 14, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Lena Dunham can't stop being an edgy provocateur. It would be like asking a whale to walk on land. Literally in this case.
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February 6, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
One of the most universally disliked people in this country isn't a politician or a failed Cleveland Browns GM or even a spy or traitor. It's a self-described comedian. You wouldn't guess that. Try spending five minutes with Lena... READ MORE
January 5, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
You could imagine Lena Dunham's unattractive fat girl oppression theme isn't working because ninety-nine percent of people find her abhorrent. But Dunham knows the other one-percent are rich connected women in New York and Los Angeles who provide her...
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December 27, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
There's a reason you don't see corpulent mermaids, presumably they have to tread water nearly 24 hours a day, only stopping to fuck 80's movie stars. There are also not giant tubs of red vines or Jamba Juice locations...
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December 22, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
In an apology where she accepted zero responsibility, Lena Dunham said sorry to any women who may have felt slighted by her podcast comment that she wishes she had experienced an abortion of her own. It's always awkward when...
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December 21, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Jenny McCarthy was gross but it was an interesting juxtaposition because she was hot and you could imagine being nice to her so you could fuck her, so she could get away with it. Lena Dunham is just gross...
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