August 15, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
View this post on Instagram Today is National Leathercraft Day, National Relaxation Day and National Lemon Merengue Pie Day. It’s also the 9 month anniversary of my hysterectomy. I’ve never celebrated the 9 month anniversary of anything...
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August 14, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
First off, Lena Dunham looks not horrifying in the picture above, and it’s pretty disconcerting. If we can’t rely on Dunham to look like a halfheartedly trans Pillsbury Doughboy, what can we rely on? Dunham being a psycho ex-girlfriend,...
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July 12, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
"On the left: 138 pounds, complimented all day and propositioned by men and on the cover of a tabloid about diets that work. Also, sick in the tissue and in the head and subsisting only on small amounts of...
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June 1, 2018 |
crap around the web |
Robert Paulsen|
Kick off your weekend with these hot links including Emma Stone hanging with Jennifer Aniston's ex, Dua Lipa's nips, and five of cinema's sexiest threesomes!
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March 19, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
In the words of an ugly Canadian – Thank you disillusionment, Thank you frailty, Thank you consequence. Lena Dunham’s Ex Jack Antonoff is a Brooklyn hipster body positive gender neutral semi-man piece of shit, and would never buy into labels...
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March 12, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Here's a thought Lena. Maybe we don't want it. People continue to give Lena Dunham a platform sizable enough to accommodate her proportions and ego, and while attending SXSW, the thirty-one-year-old Girls alum bombarded attendees at a panel about having...
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February 26, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Voldemort’s number one henchman Wormtail made a surprise appearance at the Athena Film Festival to bestow J.J. Abrams the Leading Man Award during a special event. Wormtail sported his frumpy best from the “Egg Shape” collection at JoS. A....
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January 17, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Corrections and clarifications: In the article “Lena Dunham Single” we mistakingly identified Jack Antonoff as a man. He is in fact a strong powerful woman. Thanks for your understanding. So, yeah, Lena Dunham can now hunker down with her...
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January 8, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Lena Denham looked like Louie Anderson in Demi Moore drag while attending the HBO Official Golden Globe Awards After Party last night in Los Angeles, and yes, she wore black! The 75th Annual Golden Globes proved that assault and...
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December 29, 2017 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Time to choose. And picking multiple celebrities only earns you bitch points. Have a come to Jesus and let us know which one celebrity 2018 could do without. There are no right answers, but if you pick Jessica Chastain, you are... READ MORE