October 25, 2013 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Haggard and demonic Vogue editor Anna Wintour has taken a kinship interest in Lena Dunham who she sees as a the voice of a new generation. Which makes total sense, since nobody really actually watches Girls, which gets 20%...
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October 10, 2013 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Lena Dunham milked a cow during an interview in the meat packing district. Lena’s really smart and completely self-aware so I assume she picked up on the irony. Maybe even the cow did as well, we’ll never know. Photo...
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September 25, 2013 |
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A bizarre piece of Lena Dunham fan fiction has hit the web that first appeared on Craigslist. Some strange/fucked up individual with a thing for doughy annoying chicks decided to post the piece in the “missed connections” section, AKA...
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September 23, 2013 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Here’s what I learned watching the Emmy’s last night. Cory Monteith is still dead. Nobody under the age of 50 watches network television any longer. And television actresses are mostly anorexic, the good looking ones at least. I guess...
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August 30, 2013 |
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Lena Dunham sure is pleased with herself. But at least now she has a hit TV show with shut-ins, gays, and obese freshman English majors at Sarah Lawrence. But what about when she was just a small baby manatee...
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August 20, 2013 |
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You guys can have Kate Upton and Erin Heatherton, because Lena Dunham is the only woman I’ll ever need. Look at her being all sultry and sensual on the set of Girls yesterday in New York City and flaunting...
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August 1, 2013 |
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Lex Jurgen|
You shove a brand muffin or a shawarma wrap into Lena Dunham’s gaping maw every 108 minutes or face the electromagnetic shitstorm that follows. Every PA on set knows you have to take your turn in that vital rotation....
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July 2, 2013 |
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Lena Dunham continued her quest to gross us all out by admitting that she never wears underwear. Unless she is forced to by her costume department. Apparently, she refuses to cover her hairy maw up when she goes to...
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April 29, 2013 |
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Wearing really tight yoga pants is a not a right it’s a privilege. Lena Dunham, the dumpy Girls star was seen on the set of her shitty hipster TV show wearing the inexplicable outfit of a leather jacket, ratty...
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April 24, 2013 |
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Lex Jurgen|
If you found out there was a list going around that included names the likes of Lena Dunham, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, and Ariana Huffington, you’d think what I’m thinking — this is a list of people...
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