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Anna Wintour Wooing Lena Dunham to Be Vogue Cover Girl

October 25, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Haggard and demonic Vogue editor Anna Wintour has taken a kinship interest in Lena Dunham who she sees as a the voice of a new generation. Which makes total sense, since nobody really actually watches Girls, which gets 20%... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Milks A Cow

October 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham milked a cow during an interview in the meat packing district. Lena’s really smart and completely self-aware so I assume she picked up on the irony. Maybe even the cow did as well, we’ll never know. Photo... READ MORE

Lena Dunham’s Dick

September 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A bizarre piece of Lena Dunham fan fiction has hit the web that first appeared on Craigslist. Some strange/fucked up individual with a thing for doughy annoying chicks decided to post the piece in the “missed connections” section, AKA... READ MORE

Even A Lena Dunham Hot Makeout Sesh Couldn’t Save the Emmy’s

September 23, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s what I learned watching the Emmy’s last night. Cory Monteith is still dead. Nobody under the age of 50 watches network television any longer. And television actresses are mostly anorexic, the good looking ones at least. I guess... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Was Always A Conceited Bitch

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham sure is pleased with herself. But at least now she has a hit TV show with shut-ins, gays, and obese freshman English majors at Sarah Lawrence. But what about when she was just a small baby manatee... READ MORE

Damn, Lena Dunham

August 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

You guys can have Kate Upton and Erin Heatherton, because Lena Dunham is the only woman I’ll ever need. Look at her being all sultry and sensual on the set of Girls yesterday in New York City and flaunting... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Hand Fed On The Set Of ‘Girls’

August 1, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You shove a brand muffin or a shawarma wrap into Lena Dunham’s gaping maw every 108 minutes or face the electromagnetic shitstorm that follows. Every PA on set knows you have to take your turn in that vital rotation.... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Doesn’t Wear Underwear…Ew

July 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham continued her quest to gross us all out by admitting that she never wears underwear. Unless she is forced to by her costume department. Apparently, she refuses to cover her hairy maw up when she goes to... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Should Maybe Not Wear Yoga Pants

April 29, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Wearing really tight yoga pants is a not a right it’s a privilege. Lena Dunham, the dumpy Girls star was seen on the set of her shitty hipster TV show wearing the inexplicable outfit of a leather jacket, ratty... READ MORE

The TIME 100 — 100 What?

April 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you found out there was a list going around that included names the likes of Lena Dunham, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, and Ariana Huffington, you’d think what I’m thinking — this is a list of people... READ MORE

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