If you need something dead, Lea Michele is your go-to girl. The Glee star took a break from mounting her male hooker on top of Dead Cory Monteith’s memory to film a scene for the final season of Sons... READ MORE

Lea Michele continues to honor the one year anniversary of Dead Cory Monteith by boning the living shit out of her male escort boyfriend. Nobody blames Lea for finding comfort in the bulging biceps of a hunky prostitute. Who... READ MORE

Life couldn’t be better for Lea Michele. She’s got a hit TV show inspiring sexually unsure teens to become even more unsure. Her dead boyfriend proved a treasure trove for songwriters penning songs of Lea overcoming adversity. Her new... READ MORE

Remember that Lea Michele music video that nobody gave a shit about? Yeah one of those. It’s where on the set she felt Kismet once again, falling for male extra Matt Paetz who also happens to be a masseuse... READ MORE

By the time Lea Michele’s lyrically auto-tuned out ‘my heart’s too drunk to drive’ you already know her new pop ballad On My Way to You is headed straight for five stars on your iTunes killer seventh grade summer... READ MORE

Fox hosted its annual upfront in New York City last night to announce its new slate of shows that will eventually be canceled in favor of reality shows like So You Think You Can 69? and Celebrity Cannibal Cooking... READ MORE

Lea Michele wins everything. She took firm grasp of Glee by killing off or firing those who would share her iron throne. She has a new album of heavily produced Britney songs flying off the virtual shelves as teenaged... READ MORE

You get a pass for any music you like in middle school because you’re dumb and confused and trying to fit in and figure out who you’re supposed to fuck in this world. I suppose there are some girls,... READ MORE

When I reach the front of any line and I’m not rewarded with a free turkey or a hummer, I get pretty fucking disappointed. If I did the slow shuffle for an hour only to find myself in front... READ MORE

Lea Michele’s girlfriends have been urging her to move on from Dead Cory Monteith. That’s what girlfriends do. Check out your own lady’s circle of friends, someday they will be convincing her to stop visiting your grave and to... READ MORE