I feel pretty sorry for Lauren Silverman’s grade school kid. He didn’t do nothing to nobody, now he’s got a half-brother coming by way of Simon Cowell who knocked up his mom who his dad is divorcing the shit... READ MORE

Simon Cowell’s mom says Simon is going to make a great dad. Any why wouldn’t a guy who banged a baby into his buddy’s wife make a great dad? Especially if by great dad you mean a guy who... READ MORE

There’s a certain class of guys who will dip their wick in their buddy’s wife. Let’s call them Simon Cowell asswipes, just to pick a name. Simon’s been laying pipe into his real estate buddy Andrew Silverman’s wife for... READ MORE