Lady Gaga got wicked fucking high and decided that healthy emotional expression in the high school classroom would be her new grail quest. Gaga is teaming up with Yale University where her music is still played by many in... READ MORE

2014 was the year of Lady Gaga pretending she didn’t give a rat’s ass she was getting chunky. 2015 is the year she takes it all back with Bikram yoga and Photoshop. She posted a photo to Instagram touting... READ MORE

Last week Lady Gaga went on Howard Stern, quickly ran out of amusing anecdotes and turned the conversation an an anonymous man in the music business who raped her when she was nineteen and just starting out. Mark Geragos... READ MORE

Howard Stern doesn’t seem like the radio show where you confess to beng raped by a record producer as a young music artist. Almost all young music artists have been raped by record producers, but most don’t come out... READ MORE

When we talk shit about Europe, we’re really talking about France. The snide surrender monkeys who embody every snotty asshole in every 80’s John Hughes movie. If I could build a giant fist, I’d punch them all in their... READ MORE

Lady Gaga got another ode to her monster fan meme tattooed near her tits so that men would reflexively be forced to see it. The singer only inks the left hemisphere of her frame, saving the right side for... READ MORE

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Lady Gaga decided to dress up in matching pants-free outfits with her French bulldog so that late night comedians could think of several dozen jokes they won’t be allowed to put on air. Gaga has been receiving attention for... READ MORE

Lady Gaga connects with her fans by being completely unattractive to the opposite sex. Throwing on some chunk weight and having a monster claw tattooed onto your back can’t hurt. Apparently the claw is in the shape of the... READ MORE

I’m pretty sure Tony Bennett no longer knows precisely where he is. Dude’s nearing ninety and while he can still put out a few sweet notes, he has to be wondering who this topless skank is that keeps showing... READ MORE