Lady Gaga wears a sheer shirt and no bra. She needs attention. The kind only a man or potentially a broomstick with a fake mustache attached could provide. READ MORE

Lady Gaga has been showing off her tits rather obviously since breaking it off with her fiancé who probably never really intended to marry her. It's somewhere in that moment when she asks you why you always fuck her... READ MORE

Lady Gaga tries to stay relevant by showing off her tits. It's not the worst idea. Ass would be the worst. It's not like she's not self-aware. READ MORE

Taylor Kinney and Lady Gaga broke off their engagement after Kinney realized how much he looked like Leonardo DiCaprio and noticed how his girlfriend didn't look like Leo's did. The couple had been together for five years. That's a... READ MORE

Elton John and Lady Gaga are teaming up to teach the world about compassion and bravery through the sale stretch pants and casual tops at Macy's. Anchor stores at the mall are the new ground zero for cultural progress.... READ MORE

Vice President Joe Biden will introduce Lady Gaga at the Oscars Sunday Night with a speech about college campus sexual assaults. Presumably he’s against. More importantly, traffic in L.A. isn’t shitty enough during Oscars weekend. We could use a... READ MORE

We live in interesting convoluted moral times. Why is Lady Gaga wearing pasties on my TV set? I want porn. And I want decent Christian programming. Why can I only get the shit in between. Basic cable can show... READ MORE

Lady Gaga showed up on the set of American Horror Story when the last honest person she knew said there was a perfect gig for someone who looked liked her. All those millions and she’s still hustling. You don’t... READ MORE

Lady Gaga was out once again wearing something that would be super fucking hot on an attractive woman. I don’t buy muscle shirts meant for guys who can bench 400 or shoes that fit Dwight Howard. Because people would laugh at... READ MORE

Britain was aghast after Lady Gaga received Prince Harry following a charity show in London wearing nothing but her see-through stage costume. Also present in the meeting were Elton John and Tony Bennett, both of whom seemed oblivious to Gaga’s tits.... READ MORE