Piers Morgan is a shitty tabloid fuck boy yet even he is skeptical about Lady Gaga and Madonna's claims that they were raped. So are many other people, you're just not supposed to say that. They can't prove it... READ MORE

Madonna won Woman of the Year at the Billboard Women In Music Awards. Not Female Artist of the Year. The greatest living woman. This is curious since she's obviously solidly below average on many levels. First of all, the... READ MORE

There's an inverse relationship between how ostentatious someone's outfit is and how interesting they are or good their music is. That would put Lady Gaga in the category of campaigning for Hillary Clinton because she's a real policy wonk.... READ MORE

One label you can't lay on Lady Gaga is lazy. She promotes the ever living shit out of her albums. READ MORE

Lady Gaga is riding high on a positively reviewed new album, Joanne. Also, she lost weight so she can do the mostly naked thing in public again. She was formerly relying on the unsupported belief that fishnet deftly disguises... READ MORE

If you work in Accounting, nobody ever peppers you with how your work is reminiscent of Fred, our former Payables clerk. Musicians are forced to listen to reporters and critics compare them to artists that came before them. It's... READ MORE

It's legal to walk topless in New York thanks to the leg work of so many pudgy feminists falling for an obvious ruse set up by men. And it was so easy. READ MORE

Ninety seems right about the age when you could give a shit about a woman's looks and stare at the bare titties she's showing off through her dress. All other ages work equally as well. READ MORE

You've got to feel a little bit like Pee Wee from Porky's when the hookers are on the way when you hear tell of the next Lady Gaga album dropping soonish. Forget the amazing music rebuilt from the last... READ MORE

Lady Gaga shows off butt cleavage and underboob. If the word "side" or "under" or 'malfunction" isn't mentioned in relationship to Lady Gaga, be forewarned, you might catch her singing. READ MORE