Lady Gaga went through the airport in Sydney today, wearing whatever the hell this is supposed to be, and I certainly hope it helped get her the constant attention she so desperately craves. C’mon everyone, let’s all look at... READ MORE

The bad news for Lady Gaga is that celebrity journalist Ian Halperin has revealed that her lupus is much more serious than she has revealed, and it’s causing her hair to fall out. Not only that, but she’s an... READ MORE

Lady Gaga wore more of her typical crazy crap last night in New York at the CFDA Fashion Awards, and if you’re thinking that her dress must have been a feat of engineering to stay in place and cover... READ MORE

LEANN RIMES AND EDDIE CIBRIAN – got married this weekend in a surprise ceremony at a private home in California. This will make their inevitable cheating that much more exciting. (people) BEYONCE AND JAY Z – were reportedly set... READ MORE

This video apparently shows Lady Gaga during a concert in Houston, wearing some of her ridiculous platform boots and singing with one foot on the keys to her piano and the other on a bench that looks hastily built.... READ MORE

I’m naturally beautiful with a classically handsome face, so I basically roll out of bed in the morning and look amazing, but there are other people who God hates, so he makes them ugly. Like Lady Gaga. She’s only... READ MORE

And by “like this” I mean facing the other way and essentially naked from the back. Because like this she looks pretty good. Unfortunately she has to turn around at some point. If we were having sex, and she... READ MORE

The 2011 Grammy Awards were last night in Los Angeles, which meant a whole new chance for Lady Gaga to remind everyone that she truly does not care about how stupid she looks. When she first started, she was... READ MORE

KATIE COURIC – says that Muslims in America want their own TV show. Does security footage from airports count? (popeater) LADY GAGA – is creating a perfume that smells like blood and semen. Uhh, I already have both those... READ MORE

LADY GAGA – will make 100 million dollars in 2011, adding to the 60 million she made in 2010. And she would have made even more except that her music is horrible. (popeater) KEIRA KNIGHTLEY – has broken up... READ MORE