Nobody knows how the war began, just that it’s been bloody. Well, not exactly bloody, but lame and retarded and taking place on social media, naturally. Apparently it all began early this year when Lady Gaga got a hip... READ MORE

Every woman is beautiful in her own way. For Lady Gaga, that way is butt naked and drawing attention away from her mug. Strapping on clothes and colorfully painting the grill is a major misstep of public presentation. It’s... READ MORE

At some point recently Lady Gaga decided it would be in her best professional interest to get naked as much as possible. I don’t know, maybe she finally started listening to her own music or maybe somebody finally explained... READ MORE

I’m told that somewhere in these photos is pop star and underwear enthusiast Lady Gaga, who stepped out of her hotel in West Hollywood yesterday to take some pictures with her fans and sign autographs, but I have no... READ MORE

Lady Gaga’s personal fashion designer quit on her last week because he said dressing her a dozen times a day was just too much stress. Also, he felt it was time to hand over the title of world’s gayest... READ MORE

It seems like forever that eccentric rich people have been going ‘upstate’ somewhere to do crazy shit designed to heal their souls. I guess it’s that or drugs so standing in the middle of a creek vibrating yourself with... READ MORE

A judge ordered a bunch of documents sealed forever in matters between Lady Gaga’s former business manager and another Gaga associate because there’s information in there that the judge agreed could be highly damaging to Lady Gaga’s career. This... READ MORE

When the corpse bride met the bloody corpse, well, people at the Watermill Center exhibit for annoying and pompous art almost raised their voice above an elitist New York art crowd murmur. Lady Gaga looked absolutely fetching in her... READ MORE

Lady Gaga took to the street of New York in nothing but a bra and a short skirt, making her look like a streetwalker that you’d haggle with but your heart wouldn’t be in it. After taking several month... READ MORE

Sometimes I see Lady Gaga in her ridiculous makeup and elaborate costumes and over the top stage shows and I remind myself that underneath all those dramatic machinations, there’s just a simple little beautiful girl named Stefani. Then I... READ MORE