October 8, 2013 |
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Lady Gaga has been teasing her upcoming album ARTPOP for all of her fans with artwork and meaningless pictures of her in the studio, but last night she really drove home how much this record means to her by...
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September 14, 2013 |
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Meat couture enthusiast Lady Gaga is being sued by a former assistant and friend for being such a demanding bitch. The lawsuit claims that in the time Jennifer O’Neill worked for lady freakshow she basically had no life and...
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September 10, 2013 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Lady Gaga came out of her apartment in New York with her face completely concealed behind a mask. Some read it as a grand social statement but those close to Lady Gaga know it was just something she promised...
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September 5, 2013 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Every time one of the world’s most famous music artists takes off her clothes for the camera, it’s newsworthy, if not a visual ipecac for the soul. So quit with the fucking ‘quit giving attention whores attention’ letters. You...
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September 4, 2013 |
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Lex Jurgen|
If you happen to be a young woman who feels like nobody understands you, or a young man who feels like even those misunderstood girls wouldn’t understand why you have the heel of your mom’s best shoes wedged up...
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September 2, 2013 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Lady Gaga paraded around London over the weekend in over ten different idiotic costumes ranging from a Mickey Mouse head to a pig nose in an effort to remind the people of London that she’s a cheap stunt visual...
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August 30, 2013 |
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Lex Jurgen|
People really into fashion because they were never good at sports like to interpret Lady Gaga’s various odd ball outfits as profound statements of social exhibition. It’s just, wow, meat suit! Lady Gaga is slathered in a bucket of...
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August 27, 2013 |
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Lex Jurgen|
The thing about Lady Gaga is I can’t remember if I turn to stone if I look into her eyes or she looks into my eyes. Either way it’s best to only view her through the reflection of your...
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August 27, 2013 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Have you ever pondered how they make those rough looking chicks into stage beauty when the lights go on? Yeah, aren’t you the deep thinker. None of that applies to Lady Gaga, who goes from pre-game rambleshack to game...
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August 20, 2013 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Lady Gaga took a ride in an old convertible without any pants on to celebrate the debut of her music video ‘Applause’ on Good Morning America. Throngs of moderately retarded fans cheered in the streets of New York as...
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