It’s very hard to be famous. So says Lady Gaga in the middle of her nonstop publicity tour to be more famous. To cope with life in the gilded cage, Lady Gaga likes to smoke some chronic. Lots of... READ MORE

At a random ceremony in the Bronx, attention-deprived pop star Lady Gaga unveiled her latest stupid fashion design, “VOLANTIS,” which she claims is the world’s first flying dress. What VOLANTIS actually is would be better described as a hilariously... READ MORE

Apparently, if you don’t have to chisel the Daedalus maze of her labia, you can whip out a Lady Gaga thirty foot tall statue in like four hours. It seems like just yesterday Jeff Koons was snapping shots of... READ MORE

You may know Jeff Koons as the artist who makes shiny metal and glass sculptures out of common icons of pop culture. You may know Lady Gaga as the woman who looks like the mentally disturbed patient from 4C... READ MORE

Men don’t understand the intimate connection a woman has to feel before she flashes her beaver in public. It’s not just a physical thing. It’s an intense spiritual bridge between hairy clam owner and a couple thousand gay British... READ MORE

At some point years ago Kelly Osbourne had the bright idea to call Lady Gaga a butterface. Yes, we all see the irony. Lady Gaga’s carrot-brained junior scouts swore vengeance on Ozzy’s booze and food addled daughter and called... READ MORE

Lady Gaga stripped off all her clothes at a London nightclub looking like Grandpa Munster slipped her a potion to drive her snooping ass out of the house. I’m told the nightclub attendees were mostly gay men who used... READ MORE

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On any normal day, Lady Gaga might act like an asshole because she craves constant attention, but whenever she has a new album out, she just takes the routine to a whole new level because she’s desperate for attention... READ MORE

Lady Gaga left the Ritz in Berlin forgetting that she was still wearing the fur Triscuit mask her boyfriend prefers her to don during cuddles time. The Triscuit is a mildly underrated snack chip, but if Gaga could find... READ MORE