Kylie Jenner was in the news for three things. The fact that her new and price hiked lip coloring stick shit was the same as the old shit only remarked with fancier color names. A medical alert that her... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner wore a see-through bodysuit because that's how she rolls. It's like looking at one of those X-ray photos, though not a real X-ray or you'd see all the diseases.

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The full and complete consideration of Kylie Jenner is her nineteen year old body. It's not horribly sexist if it's true. Women can't throw a football. Men can't pee cleanly in the dark. READ MORE

Kylie Jenner has proven incapable of assembling the requisite words to form a sentence. That limitation encompasses verbal, written, and conjured thoughts as cum dribbles elegantly off the bridge of her nose. READ MORE

During the nascency of social media there was some collective fan delusion that famous pop stars and personalities were penning their own Tweets and responses. The personal connection myth drove the growth, so there was some motivation to hide... READ MORE

Kylie Kardashian does what she does best and shows us her ass in a bikini. Second best is combing her hair. There is no third best. READ MORE

It's no small admission for Kylie Jenner to call bullshit when a blurry clip appears on a random website claiming it's a video of dude fucking her. How rigidly have you been maintaining that fuck diary your mom gave... READ MORE

Wake up. Arrange your tits into some semblance of barely covered. Ask your driver where he's taking you that evening. Or don't. We all had relatively uncomplicated jobs at nineteen. When Kylie Jenner gets older they'll trust her with... READ MORE

When none of their Facebook friends are watching, even white Blue State moms confess they don't want to wake to photos of their topless teen daughters mounted on short unemployed older black men. READ MORE

Because sometimes stupid money goes outside, the Kardashians continue to open up storefronts in Los Angeles, Miami, and Vegas. A chance for young women to pay thrice retail markup for shmata made in the exact same factory as the... READ MORE