The Hollywood Reporter must have had some extra black dicks lying around, and some cheesecake for Khloé, because they were able to lure almost the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan (Caitlyn was off making America great again) to one place for a new... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner battles depression while muppet mom Caitlyn Jenner hovers a chicken over her face in a harrowing preview of this Sunday's Life of Kylie. The botched celebrity can't seem to catch a break on the Internet, and in... READ MORE

The oldest looking Bratz doll on the planet, Kylie Jenner, opens up about her jealousy over Kendall Jenner and her model coven on the new spinoff reality nightmare Life of Kylie. While Sunday's premiere had roughly the same ratings... READ MORE

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Lost in the mandatory media adoration of Caitlyn Jenner is the fact that nee Bruce completely ceded parental decisions of his two daughters to a woman even is pea gay jock brain knew was clinically obsessed with exploitation. Also... READ MORE

Snapchat was invented so high school drug connects and trashy girls who flash their tits to be popular could have a single place to ply their trade where parents couldn't find them. It worked. Nobody ever went broke selling... READ MORE

The LOL acronym was invented so humorless women could pretend they get jokes. Numerous celebrity bloggers reported on the epic prank Kylie Jenner pulled on her family by standing indistinguishable next to her new Madame Tussaud's wax figurine. Not... READ MORE

Lacking any schooling, the Jenner girls believe the associate property means they can steal Tupac photos for their licensed merchandise merely because they've fucked a bunch of other black rappers. Math jokes never work. Neither does violating copyright laws.

Did you know that gunshot wounds are the number one leading cause of the idolization of misogynistic homophobic gang affiliated rappers? Know your facts. Most rap music teaches important lessons to future generations, most notably, shoot before they shoot you.

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