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Lena Dunham Victim Of Fertility Industrial Complex For Kylie Jenner

September 25, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham revealed on Twitter that her friends all have busted vaginas, which isn't too surprising considering I assume all her friends had their lady parts replaced with Coexist bumper stickers to protest the thing during the thing. The most feminist Ziggy impersonator... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Pregnant Tease

September 25, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to sources close to the Kardashian family, or their public relations team led by pimp mom, Kylie Jenner is pregnant. Presumably by her most recent rapper boyfriend, Travis Scott. 

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Open Post: Kardashians Recreate Intro Ten Years Later, And How Is Kris Jenner Not In Jail?

September 22, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls - with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna - isn't child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The... READ MORE

Remember Miranda Cosgrove? This Is Her Now. Feel Old Yet?

September 18, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner has answered your burning question "What would a handicapped baby between Miranda Cosgrove and Lisa Rinna look like?" with a bold new look she debuted while strolling around town. The reality starlet is known for playing fast... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Reveals Reason For Balloon Animal Lips

September 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kyle Jenner is running out of revelations for the three people watching her deep fried queef casserole reality series, Life of Kylie. On last night's episode, the botched starlet opened up about the reason why it looks like a balloon animal in... READ MORE

Ladies of the Flies and Jenner Girls Ripping Off Mexicans on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #100

September 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, we remind everybody that all your beloved entertainers of yesteryear are all now broke and renting rooms in Van Nuys, wonder how L'Oreal wandered into such bad tranny territory,... READ MORE

Low Ratings For Kylie Jenner Show May Kancel Her Kareer

September 7, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Anything Kardashian family related gets an abundance of attention. So when news that Kylie Jenner is starting to blow on camera, it's actually not something you want to see. 

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That One Where I Defend Kylie and Kendall Jenner

September 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you believe in Free Speech, you have to support the right of dudes with man-buns to bitch about some sparrow's migration habitat. When the world's greatest merchandising whores are piled on superfluously, you must defend the Jenners. 

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Kylie Jenner Topless, Achieves Her Purpose

August 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you could track the timeline since Kylie Jenner's birth until the moment she shared her big fake breasts on camera, you'd see a natural progression to the reveal. She was doing bikini shots for cash at twelve. 

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Britney Spears Popozao Pump-Up and Shit Around the Web

August 25, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner's topless debut, Jourdan Dunn caught topless, and more!

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