Kylie Jenner is still holding out confirming the antichrist plotting its worldwide takeover in her ovaries until she can exploit it for all its worth on Keeping Up With The Prostitutes. But that doesn’t mean that the pap smears... READ MORE

Never have I ever inspired the look for the lead character in the Disney classic Beauty and the Beast. Khloé you’re out silly billy. Before we get into this new komercial for Calvin Klein featuring the Jenndashian brothel playing a fun lobotomized version of... READ MORE

The ability to self-reflect – to truly have a come-to-Jesus with oneself in order to understand both one’s strengths and weaknesses – is alive and well in the Jenndashian household! And if you don’t believe me, just check out... READ MORE

Each and every Jenndashian brings a little something extra to the table - Beast brings a fork and knife, Kim brings HPV, Kourtney brings an inch of visible gums, Kris brings a Taser in case one of them gets... READ MORE

Unlike big sis's, Jenner's shower for her first rapper bastard baby was kept low-key, run entirely by E! television producers who forbid Jenner's girlfriend guests from posting selfies, snapchats, or any media of the lame "pajama garden party" whatsoever.

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Kris Jenner is probably the only mother on this planet that congratulates their kid after getting pregnant by a rapper. Now she can pat Kylie on the back for not only scoring a paternity pension if they ever split... READ MORE

Ninety-percent of the time I'm able to write about the Jenndashian brothel without hearing any of the girls actually speak, but in order to supposedly hear Kylie Jenner and Beast spill the hot gos on their pregnancies, I sat through this... READ MORE

People looking to hilarious medical experiment Kylie Jenner as their sensitivity spirit animal were shocked and even dismayed to see that she promoted her new Lip Kit line on Snapchat in front of televised news of the California wildfires that have claimed just... READ MORE

In the future, super rich stupid chicks with big fake breasts won't need men in order to watch Guatemalan women raise their babies. The future is now.

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The most successful reality stars identified with Scheherazade from a young age and thought "It's good, but I can do it super slutty." And Kylie Jenner has. The sassy starlet was running low on stories - if her poor ratings for... READ MORE