You won’t believe what happens next when two high school dropout models hear Chao Lin-Kuo confirm the Cosmic Inflation Theory for retired Professor Andrei Linde. Yeah, I don’t know, they went shopping or some shit. Photo Credit: Hailey Baldwin,... READ MORE

In a more hygienic society, we wouldn’t merely remind restaurant employees to lave sus manos and we’d burn anything that touched Kim Kardashian’s vagina. That would include wardrobe, as well as a large swath of the African-American celebrity and... READ MORE

Add author to the list of occupations you can gainfully and ironically pursue as an illiterate teenager. Kylie and Kendall Jenner’s new futuristic young adult novel, Rebels: City of Indra, will be out just in time for beach reading... READ MORE

Intellectually challenged teens who drop out of school and don’t have jobs have a high propensity for doing incredibly stupid things with their free time. Take for instance Kylie Jenner. She’s got free days. She found her way over... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner was rushed to the emergency room after she smashed her face on a trampoline. Apparently, she had the thoughtful idea to bounce on a trampoline with her robust sister Khloe when she ate it and was rushed... READ MORE

Outside of a chunky tranny with a fetish for butt sex in constrictive clothing, it’s hard to imagine who would want to trade identities with Kim Kardashian. I guess the answer is Luis Flores. Jr., an ambitious teenager in... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner is still two years away from following in her sisters’ footsteps and either posting a tit picture of herself on Instagram or making a sex tape with Brandy’s rapper brother, but she’s still proving to be capable... READ MORE

When the uncannily creative producers at E! invented the real life situation of Kendall and Kylie Jenner getting racy tattoos, even Kris Jenner knew her girls couldn’t get inked permanently. Not for E! money. When those girls get branded... READ MORE

Whenever I read about the record number of people in schools and colleges, and the record number of people out of the work force, I keep thinking maybe we could all learn a thing or two from the whorishly... READ MORE

While people across the world were dying from war, famine and disease, cable news channels were covering the most important event of the week: LAPD officers raiding Justin Bieber‘s house because he allegedly egged his neighbor. Obviously we eat... READ MORE