Tyga canceled his music appearance at a West Hollywood nightclub because they refused to let his seventeen year old Kardashian girlfriend into the venue. Tyga’s has the fourth lamest fake rapper name ever, made a baby with Kim’s friend... READ MORE

If you’re going for the passed around the reef mermaid look, you could do worse than Kylie Jenner’s new hair extension line. Kylie stood next to her sister Kim with every indicator of a twinsies moment save for Kylie... READ MORE

I don’t know precisely when parental intervention is necessitated, but if this were my daughter, after milking her for millions in merchandising deals, I’d probably tough love her into a nunnery somewhere in the Alps until she was able... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner is demanding the Internet talk about something other than her collagen injected lips. Within the realm of what this middle school drop out can speak to, fake body parts and dating statutory rapists are about it. Her... READ MORE

Mini-Kims Kylie and Kendall Jenner have been named among America’s most influential teens by Time Magazine. I was going to say this is the day our civilization officially went down the shithole, but it’s really probably just Time Magazine... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner is slowly turning into Kim K Superstar. She’s starting to inject her lips and get other cosmetic work done. I’m pretty sure somebody foretold of something close to this back in biblical times. The outcome is not... READ MORE

If anyone knows how to tightrope walk around a statutory rape prosecution, it’s Kris Jenner. You don’t rise to pimp head of a multimillion dollar teen prostitution ring without picking up a little streetwise jurisprudence. Kylie Jenner is just... READ MORE

I haven’t watched a lot of After School Specials, but I’m pretty sure when you’re going through a divorce and your teen daughter is posting racy bikini photos online and dating 25-year old rappers with babies it’s a sign... READ MORE

In a growing scandal nobody really gives a fuck about, they just need an excuse to show half naked teen girls (myself included), Kendall Jenner denies that she and her working girl sisters were texting during the VMA minute... READ MORE

Some trumped out outrage is going around the Internet because the Kardashian whorelings were using their cellphones when Common asked for a moment of silence for Ferguson during the VMAs because as a black celebrity, he simply had no... READ MORE