After deciding to skip high school to roll around in her Mercedes and bang older dudes, Kylie Jenner is only now coming to realize she’s not like other girls. For one, her tits are bigger. But that’s not her... READ MORE

I thought the Supreme Court or the Justice League or Alyssa Milano’s mom made it illegal to put fake bare tits on the faces of famous people. Maybe the law states that if you get paid in fat dollars... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner never had the chance for high school. This blond fucktoy avatar will stand as her glory days trophy. The moment she’ll rehash obsessively in the Haven Pines community room. How many women can say there was a... READ MORE

According to sources about as credible as the Kardashians themselves, Kylie Jenner is pregnant by her statutory raping rapper boyfriend. This is the third time reports have come out of the underaged daughter being knocked up. It’s not a... READ MORE

According to anonymous sources for Life and Style magazine, which equates to the legitimacy of Bubbles in The Wire, Kylie Jenner is pissed her mom is pushing her toward plastic surgery so she can be pretty like her older... READ MORE

The bickering as to whether teen Kylie Jenner has had artificial enhancements to her body parts seems particularly hurtful. Lips and tits and asses do spontaneously expand for a completely random set of women who make their living trying to... READ MORE

Things most commonly heard at a Kardashian Christmas Party. You slut. Followed by, I know, followed by, I’m so jealous, and finally, let’s finger each other’s buttholes then go kill mother. They giggle at the last remark because they... READ MORE

According to hiphophangover.com, a news source about as reliable as Fox or MSNBC, so mostly just made up shit, Kylie Jenner is pregnant by Tyga. Kylie has repeatedly denied she’s dating the older rapper mostly while wryly smiling and... READ MORE

There will come a time in every Kardashian daughter’s life when they will be asked to employ their tits to bring some money to the family table. It’s roughly about the time they prematurely develop engorged breasts thanks to... READ MORE

Teens, old chicks, strange foreign chicks with pasties who nobody remembers inviting. All the girls went braless last night at the American Music Awards. After watching two minutes of sunken eyed anorexics talking fashion on E!, I discovered braless... READ MORE