There are predictable ancillaries that come with underaged boning a rapper. Smoking dank and eating biscuits is a given. The illegitimate baby and the melancholy of HSV to follow. Kylie Jenner recently discovered Snapchat to detail the special moments in her life. Like... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner has confirmed to a breathless world that she did in fact have temporary fillers inserted into her lips. Previously, Kylie has denied having surgery to her underaged body because she has yet to shred her final ounce... READ MORE

Kendall and Kylie Jenner are trying to trademark their name. It wouldn’t be for all purposes, but specifically within the narrow category of whoring by way of visual medium. If you’re an up and coming porn star, Kylie ATM and Kendall Bendover... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner dumped her older rapper boyfriend Tyga because Blac Chyna posted photos of dirty texts her ex boyfriend had sent her recently. Also, because he just tattooed Kylie’s name on his arm as a big fuck you to karma. Kylie’s non-gay... READ MORE

There’s a shit ton of stuff you can get done as a teen when high school isn’t on the menu. Get Softcore United on the phone tree and coordinate a bare midriff shopping trip. Some day, you’ll shopping as... READ MORE

Here’s where rappers face an uphill battle from lack of adult male role models. That last line of defense on really bad decisions. You bring up the idea of indelibly inking the name of the underaged chick you’re banging on your... READ MORE

With dad on the cusp of lopping off his giblets on live TV, Kris Jenner fell back on her favorite misdirection play, dress the girls up like prostitutes and take them out for a stroll. Jenner ran an algorithm... READ MORE

I can’t imagine the wave of emotion that sweeps over a 26-year old stripper when her baby daddy decides he prefers to statutory rape bang a 17-year old Kardashian. Despair mixed with gin and a tonic of regret for... READ MORE

It’s hard to argue that somebody who dresses like they want, goes where they want, fucks who they want is some kind of slave to anything but their own id. Not everybody is Stephen Hawking when it comes to... READ MORE

Coachella isn’t just about the cutting edge of Madonna and Drake kissing on stage, it’s about the people. If you’re a ticket buyer who spent their entire last paycheck from the Coffee Bean on a single wristband, you’re in... READ MORE