Kylie Jenner took a break from being statutorily raped to go on Snapchat and talk about how she has been bullied all her life which is odd because she never went to school. It appears Jenner is referring to... READ MORE

You know what they say about kids who grow up in brothels with dads who want to be working the clients rather than just working the register. There’s nothing Kylie can do at this point that can’t be blamed on... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian went deep pockets for Kanye West’s birthday, renting out Staple’s Center and organizing a basketball game for Kanye and friends Tyga and Justin Bieber and NBA stars John Wall and James Harden. John Legend sang the National... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner’s 957th unexcused absence from school was a day well spent. The Jenner daughter sorted out her feelings on chemtrails and dad’s nationally televised castration by grabbing brothel locker partner Pia Mia Perez and rebooting Adrian Lyne’s Foxes... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner took time out of her hectic school day to tan her tits and dip her toes into the conspiracy theories that primarily dwell in the minds of the mumbling homeless and Hollywood celebrities. Jenner chose chemtrails for... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner’s people had the bright idea to deflect attention away from her statutory rapey relationship with rapper Tyga by spending the holiday weekend posting pictures of her presumably studying for finals. It’s pretty crass to accuse a seventeen... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner posted photos of herself in a swimsuit getting ready for second period of her imaginary high school. When nobody penned derogatory comments about her getting fat, she pointed out to the world that she had put on weight, so... READ MORE

Bruce Jenner went on Keeping Up With The Kardashians to announce he has made an appointment to fully transition into being a woman. This is a watershed moment for the rights of former Olympic gold medalists to live as the gender... READ MORE

Stories planted by the Kardashian press team are hammering the point that Kris Jenner is in tears learning that her husband of two decades always wanted to be a real woman. That too was her dream. Kris has been... READ MORE

In a stunning turn of events, Kylie Jenner was not super fucking high and eating Popeye’s in her snapchat video, she was simply out of her gourd to be consuming such a mouthwatering Southern biscuit.  The hydrogenated margarine really knocks it... READ MORE