Kylie Jenner flashed a sizable diamond band on her left ring finger, fueling speculation that she’s not particularly smart but puts out like a champ. The concern for Kylie’s fake high school grad night elopement second only to the... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian just gave her little teen sister permission to bang older men and it may be the most intelligent thing that’s ever come out of her mouth. I think at 16 I was probably fucking someone that was... READ MORE

Ryan Seacrest hosted a high school graduation party for Kylie Jenner where he pretended he liked girls and Kylie pretended Laurel Springs is a real place. Laurel Springs High School diplomas are the Hollywood equivalent of becoming a Universal Life Church minister so... READ MORE

Remember when so-and-so died and then we all wished somebody had recorded his collective wisdom before he vanished? I’m not letting that happen with Kylie Jenner. Don’t believe the glossy tit bunny on parade public persona. This seventeen year... READ MORE

Rue from the Hunger Games has made it her mission to denounce young white celebrities trying to mimic the black culture. She’s Heimdall at the gates of the cultural misappropriation Bifröst. Nothing gets by her. Unless she’s napping. Or smoking... READ MORE

A Kardashian girl does not give up her man without a fight. If the underaged pussy don’t keep the around, how about this anime blow up sex toy bit? The next step is henpecking and planting mental health and... READ MORE

The problem with dating underaged girls is that they just get so jealous. Also, fucking them is illegal. The former seems to be the bigger hurdle for Tyga. The rapper is now dealing with his high school aged old... READ MORE

Unlike Kim Kardashian whose success was shot out of a jizz cannon, the grooming of Kylie Jenner has taken place thoughtfully over the past eight years. She’s nine and has a vagina. How do we get her into a... READ MORE

Here’s the thing most people don’t seem to understand about the age of consent. That’s consent for sexual activity. As a random example, Tyga. It’s a crime for him to pound Kylie Jenner Jenner in her fart hole nightly. Even... READ MORE

The ministers of social media are outraged over Tyga posting a track to Soundcloud that mentions Kardashian pussy and how the D-list rapper sees himself being arrested over it in the near future. Nobody seems super bothered that Tyga’s raping Kylie... READ MORE