September 8, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Kylie Jenner might’ve walked away from her Terry Richardson photo shoot with the pleasant memories of addict’s tarred fingers up her leathery chute, but everybody else got crap. We’re supposed to get tits. She’s eighteen now, There’s a process...
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September 4, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on Sep 4, 2015 at 2:53am PDT Kylie Jenner and Tyga are now posting G-rated bedtime videos of their at home evenings. Kylie is putting on a bedtime facial mask while...
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September 1, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Tyga wrote a song about how ‘Stimulated’ he gets for teen pussy. It’s a love song of sorts for Kylie Jenner who tries to appear natural in the video even as her low credit score rapper boyfriend is scratching...
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August 26, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Kris Jenner brought out her sex mannequin daughter and her friend from Guam trying to be an immigrated harder whore to remind everybody that her posse rolls hard, big, and will do anal for Bitcoin. Kris Jenner was being...
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August 21, 2015 |
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Kylie Jenner was recently offered ten million dollars to make a sex tape with Tyga for Vivid. Porn expert Larry Flynt claims Kylie Jenner’s ass is worth a million dollars tops. That’s what he’s offered her to take a naked...
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August 21, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Kendall Jenner tried to spell out the name of a new ADHD drug in the sand to earn herself a $30K bonus but ended up drawing a picture of Khloe’s vagina with a giant three headed black baby pushing...
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August 20, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
According to people trying to sell magazines next to impulse buy Snickers, Kylie Jenner is pregnant with her older rapper boyfriend’s baby. It’s not a complete shot in the dark as he’s been fucking her brains out since before...
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August 19, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
These Jenner girls are going to outdo their hag half-sisters by some multiples of stupid money. They’re not infected with Dead Bob genetics, instead they got the lineage of a gold medal father who makes a half-decent looking old...
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August 14, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Tyga flew Kylie Jenner to an out of the way spot in Mexico where the views on interracial sodomy atop the St. Guadalupe shrine in the public square are extremely liberal with the right amount of pesos. It’s a...
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August 10, 2015 |
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Rapper Tyga, who is most famous for banging babies into semi-famous girls, bought Kylie Jenner a $320,000 Ferrari convertible for her eighteenth birthday. It’s unclear how deep he will be into her ass before mom rushes in with news...
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