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Kylie Jenner and Tyga Sadly Parted

November 21, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A girl reaches a point where she turns to see a greasy tattooed midget with his dick in her ass and thinks she can do better. Nobody hates themselves enough to date Tyga. Maybe Blac Chyna. According to TMZ, Kylie... READ MORE

Jenner Girls Selling Slutty Clothes And Shit Around The Web

November 20, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kylie and Kendall Jenner launched their new clothing line Kendall+Kylie this week. Ten percent of every purchase goes toward beating the underperforming child seamstresses God hates enough to force produce this crap. Great, now they are going to have even... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Braless Mating

November 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s a sign right next to Kylie Jenner’s head in this photo that indicates where she’d be working in a meritocracy. Thanks, here’s your change. I don’t know what my tits would look like with Turtle wax on them.... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Nursing Lamar Odom With Ass

November 11, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Kardashian and Jenner daughters continue their ministry of tits and ass to the bedside of Lamar Odom desperately trying to stroke mouth the words, get the fuck out. The whore brigade has been visiting Scott Disick in rehab... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Violates Health Codes And Shit Around The Web

November 11, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Would you let valedictorian Kylie Jenner tattoo you? Well, that’s what someone did at a tattoo parlor when they let Kylie take over the tattoo gun. The NYC health department is not amused. Watch this d-bag get the hep.... READ MORE

I Know a Girl Who Wants to Fuck Kendall Jenner Pretty Badly

November 5, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Cara Delevingne sent a cake to Kendall Jenner featuring the two of their faces melded into one, surrounded by candy lips and nipples and a handy veiny dong. I’m not sure how a lesbian says we should be together,... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Peddles Her Ass And Shit Around The Web

October 26, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner’s ass is all over the place. She regularly Instagrams pics of her ass just in case we’ve forgotten. We get it, you have a nice plump fuckable ass. When I get Ferrari as a gift kind of... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Rolling in the Dough

October 6, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner’s Rolls Royce Ghost has caused controversy among people who believe it’s inappropriate for an eighteen year old chick to buy herself a $350,000 car. Her third. It’s easy to decry base capitalism when the whore is outspending... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Just Wants to Be Wanted

September 23, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The sum total of Kylie Jenner’s life work to date might be creating a teen body that makes men young and old want to fuck her, but throw some credit where it’s deserved, she’s succeeded. How many eighteen year... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner And Tyga Star Crossed

September 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Broke-ass statutory raping rapper problems. Having a rich white teen girlfriend shopping at Neiman Marcus while you’re forced to wait outside. The whorelet has an Amex Black. She’s cool. The prepaid cash card and three spliffs means you’re pacing... READ MORE

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