Three of the Kardashian sisters got made up in prosthetics so they’d be fat and ugly on the outside too and hopped on a Hollywood open top tour bus for a lark. Nobody recognized them. Isn’t that crazy? They... READ MORE

While the world is making war, Kylie Jenner has decided to make peace with her suicidally fat half-brother Rob Kardashian for fucking the baby mama of her current boyfriend. Never saw that on Peyton Place. Kylie Jenner and Blac... READ MORE

Kardashians and intellectual property seem an odd combo. Those cash cows continues filing trademarks to build a wall of protection around their signature named assets. Not including their vaginas which remain a public commodity as ordered by a black... READ MORE

Tyga is a fucking deadbeat. He’s got a tax lien on him and hasn’t paid on the G Wagon he re-gifted to Kylie since October. Banging teen pussy has zero upside outside of banging teen pussy. It was originally Blac... READ MORE

It amazes me that tiny ass thongs still have giant laundry tags. Quite unseemly. No, that’s not what I’m really thinking. STD check, double condoms, squeeze, squeeze harder, leave phony name and number, brag to my friends. There’s no... READ MORE

The secret of Kendall and Kylie Jenner’s success is pretty obvious when you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Those upright twats never wear bras and sport a lot of see-through shirts. Accentuate your sole positive. See for yourself. (Last... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner is in hot water with the disabled for appearing in a wheelchair in seductive BDSM pictorial. Several girls in wheelchairs have taken photos of themselves mocking Kylie because they can’t fathom the principle behind he who laughs... READ MORE

GQ is your gay friend who throws parties with tons of hot girls. I know you don’t have a gay friend who throws parties with tons of hot girls. Pretend. Large groups of attractive women feel cool and safe... READ MORE

There’s a good chance when you try to read into the symbolism of artwork or stylized photography, you’re going to guess wrong. Still, let me take a stab. Whore. That’s also my second guess. Latex gives me a rash.... READ MORE

This is why you never talk shit about somebody your friend just broke up with, even when baited. Kendall Jenner posted a photo of her middle finger after her sister busted up with her black midget rapper boyfriend last... READ MORE