Last week there were reports that Robert Pattinson had moved out of the house he shared with Kristen Stewart, on account of her whoring. But that didn’t make a ton of sense considering it’s his house and he paid... READ MORE

If it seemed awkward and weird yesterday when Kristen Stewart issued a public apology for cheating on Robert Pattinson, that’s because it was. Especially if you happen to be Robert Pattinson. A source told the Chicago Sun Times: “He... READ MORE

This seems a little weird–though no weirder than seeing her play golf in Malibu five days ago in cut-off shorts and Vibram FiveFinger shoes–but Kristen Stewart has issued a public aplogy for cheating on Robert Pattinson. So if you... READ MORE

The new issue of Us weekly says, “Robert Pattinson’s biggest fear has been realized,” then goes on to imply that that fear is losing Kristen Stewart. Which seems very hard to believe because she’s annoying and weird looking. He... READ MORE

It seems unlikely, because I’m looking directly at her in the same pictures this so called “doctor” saw, but some are suggesting that Kristen Stewart got breast implants because of how she looked at Comic-Con. I could see suggesting... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart is on the cover of the July issue of Vanity Fair, and go ahead and read the interview if you want. Or don’t, whatever man, she doesn’t even care. “I have been criticized a lot for not... READ MORE

It took a few years of trying and several hundred failed attempts, but Kristen Stewart actually looked like a girl today at the ‘Cosmopolis’ premiere in Cannes. Or at the very least a boy I’d let go down on... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, and Chris Hemsworth all walked the red carpet in London last night for the premiere of ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, and in the middle of all that, for reasons that only made sense in... READ MORE

My plan was to make a .gif of Kristen Stewart at the Metropolitan Museum of Arts annual ball in New York last night, to show the way she looks and moves in real life, to capture the sparkle in... READ MORE

It was a little surprising when Robert Pattinson admitted that he would probably hate the ‘Twilight’ movies too if they weren’t paying him to feel otherwise, but not that surprising because the ‘Twilight’ movies suck. But now it seems... READ MORE