I’ll say this for that chaffing sob monkey Robert Pattinson. Beneath all the emo, he’s still a dude. So when the spoiled brat love of his life goes and cheats on him in a messy public scandal, he does... READ MORE

Someone somewhere recently called Kristen Stewart the best-dressed actress in Hollywood, because she has the amazing talent of dressing up in nice clothes when she has to attend events to promote her films, which showcase her otherwise lack of... READ MORE

Soulless troll Kristen Stewart has joined the war on terror in her new movie set in Guantanamo Bay. In Camp X-Ray, (stupid fucking title), she plays a cow-eyed boring girl with a bad attitude that joins the military and... READ MORE

Sometimes I wonder how awesome life would be if instead of flipping the bird, Kristen Stewart just held her breath when she got angry. Stop taking my picture! I’m not pretty! My parents are in the business! ~ Hu-ommmmmmmm.... READ MORE

Robert Pattinson has reportedly once again broken up with Kristen Stewart. Sources are saying the unnecessarily intense young actor couple had been fighting a lot, presumably about which one of them is more catastrophically boring and can gin up more fake... READ MORE

Whether or not Kristen Stewart‘s schedule being mostly wide open for the immediate future has to do with her affair with her Snow White director Rupert Sanders is unknown, but because she’s so incredibly boring and annoying to look... READ MORE

Robert Pattinson showed the world that he’s too lazy to sleep with any one of the millions of women who would let him stick it anywhere, when he showed up to Coachella holding Kristen Stewart‘s hand. And as usual,... READ MORE

(Photo above is from the last time Kristen got caught with Rupert as he went down on her clam in a car during a break from shooting Snow White.) Shortly after her cuckolded corpse of a boyfriend Robert Pattinson flew out of... READ MORE

If you didn’t believe that Kristen Stewart wasn’t affected by her fame and fortune, now you better believe it. She’s driving a pickup truck around L.A. these days. Who else but a normal, working class gal drives a pickup... READ MORE

To be fair to children in general, a better headline might be “Award Shows Are Incredibly Stupid”, but since the Kids Choice Awards took place in Los Angeles on Saturday, we’ll stick to making fun of the little morons... READ MORE