Kristen Stewart pained herself to dress up and almost force a smile for the Venice Film Festival. People in Europe get spoiled emo better than we do here in the U.S. Embrace Angry Bella, Italy. Embrace her and keep... READ MORE

Every women’s magazine ever has labeled Kristen Stewart as a beauty icon with model looks. Is this some kind of conspiracy among the horse faced editors of these magazines to make men question their own judgement. This needs investigating.... READ MORE

When you start  with the premise that being super famous and having people leer at you in your local hipster coffee house is akin to the Holocaust, Kristen Stewart has had a lot to overcome. To promote her new... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart’s mom and some reporter at the Mirror in England are having a back and forth over whether or not mom confirmed her daughter is fucking her butch female personal assistant. Despite making no official announcements, Kristen and Alica... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart and not her girlfriend spent Memorial Day re-imagining Indigo Girls songs in a post-Ellen world while denying there’s such a thing as lesbian breath. Kristen has been outspoken of late on the sexism that runs unchecked through... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart is the latest crazy successful Hollywood actress to decry sexism in Hollywood. Women have to work twice as hard as men do and for half the pay. This could mean only $20,000 an hour for your work.... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart hates being famous. Besides the money and the influence and the sweet shit and the ability to fuck the man or woman of her choosing depending on her whim, this celebrity shit sucks. She misses The Gap.... READ MORE

A gossip site which seems to use a random word generator to develop shocking headlines, claims that Kristen Stewart and her two knuckle honey bunny Alicia Cargile, were secretly married. They also claim that her relationship with Robert Pattinson... READ MORE

There were a couple weeks there in February where Kristen Stewart had to doll up and put on a dress for awards shows and premiere appearances. Her butch credentials were already being questioned back at HQ deep beneath Ellen’s... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart has lost her pizzazz. She used to be that horribly disdainful self-loathing chick who blew the lost boys and ruined other people’s lives. Those wretched angry fucks are unbelievable fodder. Now she’s just another brooding lesbian chick... READ MORE