Kris Jenner runs her ship like Michael Corleone. You go against the family and you’re out the 4th of July red white and blue family collage. It’s a fate worse than Fredo. His was a merciful death. Fat Rob... READ MORE

Kris Jenner runs her bitches like a level five master pimp. Say what you want about the conniving succubus, she gives the audience what they want. For some of her kids, that’s sex scandal. For others, it’s designer socks... READ MORE

This weekend I had the privilege to watch a butcher at an international market carve up pork uterus into easy home cooking portions. Now I can forever more say shit like, yeah, that’s horrible, but not as bad as... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian gathered up her sisters and half-sisters, some of her BFFs, and a half dozen or so of her entourage and handlers to make her Parisian bachelorette dinner look robust and happy. It was like the Last Supper... READ MORE

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Kris Jenner called into an Australian morning radio talk show to update the continent on just about everything that’s going on in her family’s life, because there aren’t enough Kardashian shows on TV right now, and Australians will literally... READ MORE

The stench inside Kris Jenner’s desperately sweaty leather pants can produce burning eyes and skin irritations in a radius up to fifty miles depending on prevailing winds Rumor has it that Kris and Bruce Jenner battled for years over... READ MORE

Kardashian matriarch and all around horrible person Kris Jenner is being stalked and extorted over a possible sex tape. It seems like some creeper claims he has a sex tape of the reality “star” and is threatening to release... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian has to be the world’s most disappointing hooker. She’s the classic underachiever, a high draft pick that simply doesn’t pan out in the world of whoredom. Kim accepted $500,000 for a date night with Richard Lugner, the... READ MORE

Because she’ll always be a teenage girl at heart, Kris Jenner posted a Flipagram of her favorite pictures to her Instagram yesterday, and if you’re not sure what a Flipagram is, it’s basically an automatic slideshow with music that... READ MORE