Kourtney Kardashian shared DNA test results with her cash money pimps at the E! channel proving that her unemployed lounge-about boyfriend is actually the father of both her bastard children. The results disprove the paternity claims of the greasy... READ MORE

The role of big sister truly is like a second mother. Which placed Kourtney Kardashian in the position of consoling her little sister Khloe in her time of marital strife. Not so much marital strife as her husband banging... READ MORE

This dude Michael Girgenti claims he blew his load in Kourtney Kardashian during a time they spent on a photoshoot together, just about nine months before her first bastard kid, Mason, was born. Now he wants a DNA test... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian continues to distance herself from her family by not only refusing to get pregnant by a black celebrity, but also nurturing her children. Including this ginormous toddler who she put on her tit right out in public.... READ MORE

There’s two times a Kardashian will call the police for help. When they’re being hounded by the media and when the media is not hounding them enough. Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner called 911 over the weekend as paparazzi... READ MORE

A mom can only do so much to train her girls for a life of public attention whoring. Kourtney Kardashian maybe missed the day in home school when Kris Jenner implored the girls to fire up the taboo flames... READ MORE

Despite only being famous because her sister made a porn movie with a rapper nobody cares about and her mom was smart enough to sleep with and marry two famous, wealthy men, Khloe Kardashian seems pretty cool. If I... READ MORE

No, I’m not fucking kidding. This is an exclusive photo of the cupcakes The Kardashians gave away to all the well-wishers who came to genuflect before the future born scourge of the six or seven continents. Chocolate and vanilla side... READ MORE

If Kendall and Kylie are the school dropout teen trollops, Kim is the centerpiece attention whore, and Khloe the frightening consumer of planets, where does that leave Kourtney? She’s tried to get attention by getting knocked up by a... READ MORE

In handwritten diaries by the late Robert Kardashian, father of at least Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, he wrote that his ex wife Kris Jenner would physically abuse and threaten her children, which in hindsight really does seem like something... READ MORE