Kourtney Kardashian is the final sister in the coven to launch her eponymous app. Unlike Kim’s personal app focused on scheming and whoring, and Khloe’s tips on how to beat the hormone tests and qualify for women’s athletics, Kourtney made... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian showing off where bastard babies come from encapsulates everything that’s wrong with Kardashian media content. It’s porn with far too much yapping between the money shots. Nobody wants to see Emmanuelle exploring erotic fabrics in Bangkok for... READ MORE

Cara Delevingne sent a cake to Kendall Jenner featuring the two of their faces melded into one, surrounded by candy lips and nipples and a handy veiny dong. I’m not sure how a lesbian says we should be together,... READ MORE

To win back your Kardashian sister you have to very publicly get plastered and fuck a bunch of random women. It reminds them of their dad. And mom. Lamar Odom did it. Props to you, champ. Now Scott Disick... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian ditched the faith healing circle around Lamar Odom to get her ass on over to Tyga’s kids birthday party where there was a ton of eligible rappers in Ferraris. There’s no shame in wanting a black dude... READ MORE

You’re a pretty sick bastard if the sight of a girl taking a car door to the face makes you laugh. I did. You can see the high-speed frame shots HERE. People are criticizing Kourtney Kardashian for reflexively waiting... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian released photos from Vanity Fair where she appears to be writhing in pain from family branded diet powder withdrawal. Like Trainspotting, but even less intelligible. With three illegitimate children, Kourtney Kardashian has always been seen as the... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian put all her eggs in the basket of a snowboarding alcoholic who she completely failed to recognize had no male friends. She could’ve looked right to Bruce Jenner who also had no male friends, a complication of... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner tried to spell out the name of a new ADHD drug in the sand to earn herself a $30K bonus but ended up drawing a picture of Khloe’s vagina with a giant three headed black baby pushing... READ MORE

These Jenner girls are going to outdo their hag half-sisters by some multiples of stupid money. They’re not infected with Dead Bob genetics, instead they got the lineage of a gold medal father who makes a half-decent looking old... READ MORE