Kourtney Kardashian pinched her camel toe into place, alerted the press as to her whereabouts, and marched her six year old son into his art class because all the AYSO and Little League spots were taken. READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow skirts the long arm of the law when she promotes shit like vacation spots and vagina rejuvenating cremes without disclosing the fact she's being compensated. The FTC is pretty clear on the matter. You have to declare... READ MORE

According to InTouch magazine, Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her fourth child. InTouch has a gossip accuracy rating of about twenty percent, which ranks it a notch above every other entertainment magazine, though still below Sheila, the human resources... READ MORE

A thirty-seven year old mom of three fronting a Vegas nightclub in a leather bra isn't necessarily depressing. Not when she's taking home $50,000 for her troubles. More cringe worthy when she's pocketing three hundred bucks and a subjugating... READ MORE

There's some age at which going to a birthday party when you're fifteen years older than the birthday girl is deemed inappropriate. Like 8 and 23. You'll get looks when you're trying to fit into the little tea party... READ MORE

This isn’t a good message to send to your bastard kids. Remember when mommy and daddy used to fuck in the ocean? We just sat the down and told them daddy died fighting ISIS to keep America safe from... READ MORE

Combine the archetypal male fantasy of midget whores with giant potato head babies crowning through rapper creampied vaginas and you have my attention. Magic like this doesn’t happen in a vacuum. There are teams of assistants providing hair and... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian is often described as the chaste Kardashian sister. Quite a feat when you’ve had three kids out of wedlock and you’ve never owned a bra. That used to get you dunked to see if you were a... READ MORE

Now that each of the Kardashian sisters have launched their own pay sites and app, they’ve had to enhance their content with premium shit beyond the shout outs, platitudes, and general tit grifting they do on their free media... READ MORE

Rumors swirled over the weekend by and between people who have no interest in sports that Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian were getting it on. CNN covered it because Let’s Not Call Them Muslim Terrorists haven’t killed women and children in... READ MORE