We always say that h8ers gonna h8, and we also always say that Kim Kardashian is a microwaved Fleshlight, and today these two very important facts convene to bring us Kim Kardashian’s official h8ers list featuring twelve people who... READ MORE

Astute observation Wendy. And is the pope sexually attracted to little boys? This Tuesday Kim Kardashian set off a wave of backlash by posting a tits-out pic on Instagram. Everyone from Lindsay Lohan to random Instagram commenters with insanely... READ MORE

If you ever looked at Kim Kardashian and thought “mmm, that’s so hot, I want it so bad” A) you’re into centaur bestiality and need professional help and B) you’re also in luck, because Paris Hilton is bringing double... READ MORE

Now that we’ve already seen the goods about forty-five times, Kim Kardashian doesn’t really possess the power to break the Internet, but she’s sure doing whatever damage she can on Instagram. The majestic centaur isn’t letting motherhood slow her... READ MORE

Last week commenter Lara Croft responded to one of my posts with: “This site used to be about gorgeous women and big tits. What even is this? A piece of shit article about why you have a small dick? I... READ MORE

Never have I ever inspired the look for the lead character in the Disney classic Beauty and the Beast. Khloé you’re out silly billy. Before we get into this new komercial for Calvin Klein featuring the Jenndashian brothel playing a fun lobotomized version of... READ MORE

Pia Mia Perez bikini beauty of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Who’d you rather: Kim Kardashian v Sofia Richie (TMZ) Margaret Atwood eaten alive by her own angry women cubs (TerribleWords) Kendall Jenner braless in a tight sheer top (TaxiDriverMovie) Halle Berry looks stunning on the red... READ MORE

It’s hard buying Christmas gifts for a woman who has ridden a carousel of athletic and musical cock on her way to the top but Kanye West may have found her the perfect gift that keeps on giving. 

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The current forty-fifth season of Keeping Up With The Prostitutes has seen the brothel mates learning about homelessness on Skid Row - with Beast saying “I think people are blind and kind of like to live in their bubble and ignore what’s really... READ MORE

When you wish to stay wealthy it’s imperative to relocate to wherever the money moves. If staying one step ahead means stalking your daughter and rapper husband so be it. Kris Jenner is game.

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