Khloe Kardashian announced that she broke off her relationship with James Harden because Harden was cheating on her. She has the receipts to prove it. It’s unclear what the hell that means but obviously Harden bought the bluff so... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian Instagrammed a picture of a quote which is actually something people do now with a straight face. It’s like plagiarism for the unambitious: You never really see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air. Fuck, that’s... READ MORE

It’s unclear if Lamar Odom knew exactly where he was last night when the Kardashian family walked him into the New York arena where Kanye West was showing off all the new booties he fashioned in his mind. Since Khloe... READ MORE

In 2014, Kris Jenner launched her daytime talk show for the morbidly obese waiting for their class action settlement checks. Jenner immediately suffered from having absolutely nothing to talk about beyond her pumpkin head family. Khloe Kardashian’s talk show Kocktails With... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian continues to pick over the carcass of her brain damaged husband for any last morsel of media attention. It’s like watching a vulture with a high priced publicity team. Kardashian is making the rounds of New York media... READ MORE

For years a large cadre of marketers, scientists, and industrial engineers have been working to make Khloe Kardashian physically appealing to men outside the niche of black rappers who like to bang fat white girl ass. Is it working?... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian continues to share photos of herself positioned like Botticelli’s Venus if Venus had to spend hours contorting her frame because her mom fucked O.J. instead of a more wiry black dude. Khloe’s using the photos to promote... READ MORE

The upside of Kardashian sibling rivalry is its singular focus on being fuckable by popular black male entertainers. Kimmy never came home with a 96 on her geometry exam setting off fits of academic testing jealousy. Kourtney wasn’t going to... READ MORE

The Khloe Kardashian work day breaks out into four unique segments. Post selfie of your advantageously contorted body from distance. Await comments from one or more trolls. Respond with emojis and fuck you’s and Biblical verses. Collect fat paycheck. I don’t... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian caught a lot of shit after her Complex Magazine spread. People said they were retouched and by retouched I mean put through more filters than fucking Avatar. Here she reveals her “unretouched” photos…which still look Photoshopped as... READ MORE