Someday some researcher who doesn't mind getting thrown out of their cushy University gig will figure out why so many high level black athletes are dying to fuck the Kardashian sisters. It's not racist if the word "scientist" is... READ MORE

There's some age at which going to a birthday party when you're fifteen years older than the birthday girl is deemed inappropriate. Like 8 and 23. You'll get looks when you're trying to fit into the little tea party... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian can’t survive much time away from NBA cock. After a week the fitful sleep kicks in. By one month she’s opening cans of tuna with her teeth and mumbling nursery rhymes. It’s Trainspotting but her opiate is... READ MORE

Kris Jenner forced daughter Khloe Kardashian to get beauty treatments when she was just thirteen. It was a facial and a sneaky armpit waxing. You have acne and male pattern hair growth. You think the nice neighbor man paying... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian is suddenly aware that housing Lamar Odom in her Golden Corral inspired home no longer works. The timing has nothing to do with her show being canceled and no longer needing a 6’10” promotional hook on her feeding tube dime.... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian’s eldest bastard child is apparently undereducated on the matter of Bruce turning into Caitlyn. There is no precise Guatemalan term for narcissistic repressed homosexual asshole so his nannies were at a standstill after being ordered to explain to... READ MORE

The FYI network which nobody can verify even exists called it quits on the Kocktails with Khloe show which they invested in as a means to get follow-on media attention for the Kardashian name. Khloe Kardashian has forty-six million... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian has a talk show based on the fact that by sharing drinks with her also-ran celebrity guests, she can get them to open up and share stories you don’t care about that you might otherwise never hear.... READ MORE

Kris Jenner routinely feeds stories to outlets such as TMZ and HollywoodLife posing as an anonymous inside source. The outlets post the anonymously sourced nonsense as an audience drawing exclusive. Like the North Koreans selling nuclear secrets to the Iranians... READ MORE

Three of the Kardashian sisters got made up in prosthetics so they’d be fat and ugly on the outside too and hopped on a Hollywood open top tour bus for a lark. Nobody recognized them. Isn’t that crazy? They... READ MORE