If you had Bruce Jenner in the cum pool of Kardashians the rapper The Game claims to have fucked, you lost. I just tore up my brackets. The Game recently sent people who didn't know The Kardashians were a... READ MORE

It's hard to defend Khloe Kardashian with a straight face. She's employed that tiny fractured brain in her abundant head to live the zoo life of a non-dancing showgirl who posts inane thoughts on social media. READ MORE

Lamar Odom has been hanging out in Rhode Island and smoking a ton of weed, a necessary activity should you ever find yourself in Rhode Island. This prompted Khloe Kardashian to cry about it on her reality show, which... READ MORE

In The Game's new rap single, Sauce, he falls back on old rap memes about being much bigger, badder, and bolder than any of his industry peers. The street respect antics grow tiresome from guys living in posh penthouse... READ MORE

Lamar Odom reportedly refused to attend an intervention staged by his family, which if you are hooked on drugs is a pretty good idea. Thanksgiving is a chore, this sounds like an absolute buzz kill. The anxiety of constantly... READ MORE

In panoply of gruesome tasks Khloe Kardashian has been made to perform at the insistence of her mother, appearing on Celebrity Apprentice involved swallowing the least amount of anything more than pride. Interviewed on Chelsea Handler's show on Netflix... READ MORE

Odell Beckham Jr. is the latest victim of a Kardashian daughter publicity campaign. Beckham was photographed over Memorial Day weekend at Drake's house party with Khloe Kardashian squirming between his legs. You can't claim you didn't know she was... READ MORE

Lost in the fact that Taylor Swift has been proven to be an opportunistic liar is that the whole ordeal is actually making the dead eyed Kardashian family seem likable. In short, Swift agreed to let Kanye West write... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian has reportedly let the lease expire on a $25,000 a month house she was renting for Lamar Odom after finding a crack pipe on the premises. What's the big deal it's not like he's a soulless whore.... READ MORE

There's never been an oblong duckling who's worked harder, spent more money, or cried more tears to Jesus to be pretty like her whore sisters than Khloe Kardashian. A constant barrage of surgeries and implants and cinches and bleaching... READ MORE