Khloe Kardashian is hosting a series on E! where she gets a new great big fat woman to talk about her struggles every week and then gives them a makeover and some personal training sessions which they will cease using... READ MORE

Prior to entering rehab last month Lamar Odom did a segment on the daytime show The Doctors explaining his decision to some shitty soap opera guy posing as a doctor. It's produced by Dr Phil, so assume its target... READ MORE

The journey of Khloe Kardashian since putting her head through a windshield and stunting her intellectual growth at a Kardashian seventeen, or around a standard twelve has been one of struggle, triumph, and tons of fucking and swearing and... READ MORE

It's got to be awkward when the love of your life has to take a break from your romance to go be with another chick who's birthing his baby. Unless you're a Kardashian, then every threat is flipped into... READ MORE

It's unclear whether or not there's a Kardashian curse when it comes to men. They've simply fucked too many of them to draw a reasonable sample size, not to mention most of the men they target have seriously personality... READ MORE

When tragedy inevitably strikes their menfolk, the Kardashian women rise to the occasion by moving on with work and doctoring legal letters to financially benefit from the underlying trauma. READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian has taken to wearing glasses in public. Don't be fooled. She's not smart. Khloe's friends such as they are also 1099 freelance employees are expressing concern that O.J.'s daughter is becoming too slender. READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian would like to remind you she's still alive by showing you her tits. If they appear cold and blue, she's probably lying. READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian is officially divorcing Lamar Odom, coincidentally at the exact moment the news cycle had lost interest. When most people get a second chance at life they for some reason decide they want to do something involving horses.... READ MORE

Now is a good time to be an anonymous source or have a cushy AP job. Who's checking the sources? Absolutely nobody but they'll be printed. You really sacrificed your integrity, AP Guy #37, here's a 4 percent raise. READ MORE