Lamar met all the other criteria for dipping his wick elsewhere before today. He’s an NBA baller, so right there you got your 98% chance of infidelity. He’s forced to humiliate himself for his wife’s stupid reality TV show... READ MORE

If you follow Khloe Kardashian on Twitter because either you’re a young teen girl with emotionally detached parents or you’re a mostly frigid suburban mom, or possibly, have the distinction of being the gayest boy in your high school... READ MORE

You never see Khloe Kardashian named in any most-hated celebrity lists like the rest of her family. She’s considered to be the ‘nice’ sister, a label typically reserved for the fat sister. Like here. Khloe spends her days Tweeting... READ MORE

It’s not exactly clear why Khloe Kardashian believes Kim’s baby is a miracle. Maybe it’s related to all those teen years when mom was perfuming her up and whispering in her ear, don’t worry, you can’t get pregnant from... READ MORE

Despite only being famous because her sister made a porn movie with a rapper nobody cares about and her mom was smart enough to sleep with and marry two famous, wealthy men, Khloe Kardashian seems pretty cool. If I... READ MORE

No, I’m not fucking kidding. This is an exclusive photo of the cupcakes The Kardashians gave away to all the well-wishers who came to genuflect before the future born scourge of the six or seven continents. Chocolate and vanilla side... READ MORE

Forget this genetic forecasting nonsense, you want real scientific achievement to better the lives of women, look at the new girdle technology available to the ladies. The complex constrictive elements employed to fit Khloe Kardashian into this dress simply... READ MORE

It’s not fair that Khloe Kardashian got fired from her X-Factor hostess job simply because she’s an annoying talentless big-boned twat who looks like a melting wax statue on camera. Khloe really needed this gig. Without it, she’s left to... READ MORE

If a dude shot this peekaboo bikini stalker video of Kendall Jenner, we’d convene a meeting of the HOA to figure out how to drive him out of town. But it’s far more sinister than that. It’s Kim Kardashian... READ MORE

Or so her sister Khloe would have you believe. Khloe finds it ‘disgusting’ how people are rudely focused on Kim’s blowing up since pregnant. Somewhat conveniently, Khloe doesn’t find it so disgusting to expose the intimacies of herself, her... READ MORE