Kris Jenner moves the pieces of her retard child army around the master board like Tywin Lannister plotting his armed dominion over Westeros. She couldn’t let the media circle around the meme of her fat, distraught son. The last... READ MORE

The little one and O.J.’s daughter are setting up shop in The Hamptons for the latest Kardashian spinoff series. Khloe and Kourtney Suck the Tip of Long Island will air at some point on E! after Chelsea Handler finds... READ MORE

Last month, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian were out for a stroll in Melrose, probably discussing how they’re only famous because their sister had really boring sex with Ray J, when they were the victims of a terrifying attack by... READ MORE

The only thing worse than a Kardashian wife is a Kardashian ex-wife. Just ask dead Robert Kardashian or Kris Humphreys or Lamar Odom or some guy who beat Kim Kardashian for a couple weeks in Vegas. According to sources... READ MORE

Big boned Kardashian sister Khloe made it clear that she is not having sex with her brother Rob. She made this revelation while she was guest hosting Chelsea Handler’s horribly canned laugh track funny funny show. She and Rob... READ MORE

Richie the Barber used to be a circus clown. Now he spends most of his time grooming hair in Hollywood. In this way, he’s very much like the Kardashian daughters themselves. Maybe this painful irony drove Richie to confetti... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian might be soupy in the intellect, but she knows what wins in the Kardashian family — dating thuggish black rappers into Versace. She tried following Kim’s lead into black athletes only to land the world’s biggest coke... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian looks great, in a salted Bavarian pretzel twisted kind of way. But what’s really behind Khloe’s new compelling yeti figure? Is it all the calories burned posing as an underaged girl in the pretend version of To... READ MORE

Joan Rivers enlisted Ray J’s help to make a spoof of Kim Kardashian’s sex tape, because it’s not like he has anything better to do than to continue sucking the dust out of the corpse of the one thing... READ MORE

There are many ways to define the word hero. But if you’re my wingman when I hit on Kendall Jenner and you can maneuver her San Francisco Bay Bombers half-sister ten paces stage right, you are the fucking wind... READ MORE