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Khloe Kardashian Infected

November 19, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Khloe Kardashian got staph infection at Lamar’s bedside according to TMZ sources which still smell like Kris Jenner’s anal rim eau de toilette. The breathless announcement has nothing to do with Charlie Sheen confessing he has the pre-AIDS and winning every... READ MORE

Khloe and Lamar Call Off Divorce

October 21, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a twist completely unexpected by the encephalitic and very poor prognosticators of dingy tawdry family drama, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have called off their divorce. TMZ got a copy of the judicial request signed by Khloe and counter signed... READ MORE

Kardashians Battling Brothel Pimp for Comatose Odom Sympathy Space

October 16, 2015 | NSFW | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Khloe Kardashian and her entourage of press agents, business managers and the legally mandated guy who stands at the ready with an animal tranquilizer gun when she enters mall food courts have laid into Dennis Hof, the creepy owner... READ MORE

Lamar Odom Fucked Himself Critical

October 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Cowboys want to die with their boots on. Soldiers, in battle. Dudes who used to be married to Kardashians can only pray the hookers hide the narcotics before the EMTs arrive. Lamar Odom is closing in on being another notch... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian Removes Daddy Tramp Stamp

September 7, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Only those who’ve gone beast mode on Khloe Kardashian have been privy to the ‘Daddy’ tattoo she had put above her ass crack in honor of her dad who died because God couldn’t believe he invented anything that could... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian Bottom Dwelling

September 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know the precise construction of ass, but at some point if you keep pumping it full of saline and evaporated fat, it’s going to explode like any other container. Khloe Kardashian may have spotted an opening in... READ MORE

Lamar Odom Sounds Fucking Crazy

August 20, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lamar Odom is about two steps away from burning an effigy on Khloe Kardashian’s lawn before cutting himself and being led away in a straightjacket with bad poetry falling out of his pockets. The conflict the two had in... READ MORE

Lamar Odom Bamboozled

August 14, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lamar Odom made a pretty good case that the reports he ambushed Khloe Kardashian at her gym were total bullshit orchestrated by Khloe and her gang of muted ass displayers. Odom is apparently one of the few people still... READ MORE

Lamar Odom Gets Creepy

August 13, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lamar Odom reportedly showed up unannounced at Khloe Kardashian’s gym where she eats and apparently there was a scuffle and she left. If this sounds phony it probably is and there were most likely cameras involved. Lamar needs the money,... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian Gym Rat

July 29, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The E! production team is constantly launching new storylines for Khloe Kardashian to keep her busy and unaware of the slutty Truman Show habitat that serves as her world. The latest is Khloe as ripped beast. A gym fiend... READ MORE

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