Advertisements are getting artsier, and art is figurative and mostly abstract by nature. That means the oversized flowers in the backdrop are meant to represent the oversized measurements of her vagina.

Capitalism is an all or nothing kind of religion. Any attempt to categorize certain money grubbing enterprise as shameless whoring, is a condemnation of the whole system. You can't believe only half the miracles in The Bible.

This weekend Kendall Jenner bravely shared her raggedy jet lagged body on Instagram in a shirt that's downright modest for the Jenndashian clan. Someone's on her way to church. We've already seen all that Jenner has to offer, but that... READ MORE

Those of you perplexed by who follows Kendall Jenner will be marginally interested to know that the answer is: Stalkers. Literally following her. Not black people looking for trend-forward t-shirts as previously suspected. The Daily Mail even claims that Kendall Jenner... READ MORE

Lacking any schooling, the Jenner girls believe the associate property means they can steal Tupac photos for their licensed merchandise merely because they've fucked a bunch of other black rappers. Math jokes never work. Neither does violating copyright laws.

Did you know that gunshot wounds are the number one leading cause of the idolization of misogynistic homophobic gang affiliated rappers? Know your facts. Most rap music teaches important lessons to future generations, most notably, shoot before they shoot you.

Plus Halle Berry, Eliza Dushku on all fours, and more!

The Jenners and Hadids have quietly taken over the sportswear figurehead space formerly owned by athletes. If Lavar Ball is going to keep his kids from being kowtowed by the sneaker companies to the tune of twenty million, these... READ MORE

The Bunny Ranch, photoshoot nip slips, and more!

The Algonquin Roundtable of cheeky sophisticates has been replaced by celebrity TV kids growing up to fashion the zeitgeist without ever having to express themselves by way of a complete sentence.