When the world is crashing around you, the best thing you can do is be too dimwitted to notice. It’s not always a choice, not a choice really at all, but it is a blessing. Kendall Jenner might just... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner is the latest young famous person to come out with the bold stance of hating the paparazzi. According to Kendall logic, she and her sister Kylie were forced to drop out of school because of all the... READ MORE

The Jenner sisters showed off their new lines of clothes in New York City, before heading back to The Plaza to film blackmail sex tapes with various wealthy Middle Eastern men. Then they grabbed a slice at Ray’s and... READ MORE

You never forget your first real summer job. It’s July. Your dodgy home schooling program is out for the summer. No worries about getting up by 10am to learn how to read stupid books. Just you feeling all grown... READ MORE

There’s two times a Kardashian will call the police for help. When they’re being hounded by the media and when the media is not hounding them enough. Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner called 911 over the weekend as paparazzi... READ MORE

It’s easy to get lost in Kendall Jenner’s eyes. That’s not romance, that’s just the void of space where typically ideas and thoughts reside. Minimal cognition and zero belly fat may just make Kendall Jenner the perfect Kardashian money... READ MORE

It’s easy to bag on Kris Jenner for plucking Kendall Jenner out of school at an early age and turning her into a young celebrity model whore as she did her other daughters before her. But, realistically, where else... READ MORE

I brought in one of those Homeland Security guys who interprets the hand gestures of captured jihadists to see if they’re sending secret signals to their crazy Muslim allies. I had him take a look at what appears to... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner wants to use her family’s fame – that was achieved when Robert Kardashian helped keep a murderer out of jail and Kim Kardashian had sex on camera for money – to help her become a Victoria’s Secret... READ MORE

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